6'1", 210 lbs, 63-year-old ex body-builder who wants to move to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, to play the 120 public courses there in my golden years with a woman with no children who would rather play golf than do just about anything else but one thing (what could that be?). I am retired and have enough saved so that my golfing companion wouldn't have to work. It's such a tough life.

• Interests: John Stewart., Charlie Rose, Jeopardy, Music (soft Rock), Football, Science, Mathematics
• Profession: Retired writer

• Golf Handicap: 18
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It would be nice to find someone who was a pretty good country tennis player also. I have a pro serve and would very much enjoy playing tennis as well as golf a couple times a week. Other than preferring someone who plays golf and tennis, I'm pretty negotiable. Just want no scenes, a little peace of mind, and hopefully a good laugh a day. I'm easy to please.