I'm crashing into my 60s without an Instruction Book, and would like to find a partner in crime who is as positive, fun-loving and enthusdiastic about life -- and golf -- as I am. I am easy-going, don't take myself too seriously, and am a recreational golfer who loves the game but currently can barely break 100. Fortunately, I don't mind embarrassing myself in public while I try to remember what I did when I was a 24 hdcp. I know I'll improve with more practice. You know, kinda like sex! I am situationally classy and goofy, and own both cowboy boots and a tuxedo. But I don't wear them both at the same time. I'm too old and stupid to have a real job, so I do Fun Stuff -- some PR, design and manage executive events, corporate golf experiences and VIP incentive travel programs as a consultant. Which means I sometimes get to travel to very nifty places. I am an unabashed fan of luxury, but can enjoy casual inelegance too. I love travel, good food, excellent wines and. . .you? :) ;)

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I seek a 50ish Main Squeeze who is happy, fun-loving, optimistic, and has a highly operational sense of humor. Wit and intelligence are a must, and street smarts are more important than several college degrees. It's OK if you're good at managing money (I'm not), but please don't be so frugal that you never want us to splurge. I'm 5-9 so I hope you'll try not to be too tall. If you are, I'll just have to buy a stepladder before I come courtin'. Extra style points are yours if you have pornographic legs! ;) :) :)