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About me
A Message From "Tiger"
My name is Tiger and I’m looking for a nice woman for my owner. You can see me in the picture with him. He is a white male, 6’1, and 260#. He is not a "six pack abs" type of guy, but more like a Teddy Bear. He has black hair, brown eyes with a tan complexion. I would say he’s attractive for a human, but he’s no French Poodle. He is divorced with no children.
If you like to laugh then you will like being around him. He has a wonderful sense of humor. He told me some really funny Cat jokes the other day.
He is financially stable and pays his bills on time. I know this because he regularly takes me to the vet, buys me great food and toys and if he has to leave me while he’s out of town I stay at a fancy camp for dogs. He has a great home which I love. It has a nice backyard for me to play around in and I have some nice friends in the area. He also owns some other property which other people live in and they pay him for it. I’m not allowed to go play in those yards.
He’s self-employed which is great. This gives him the freedom to do things when he wants too and I get to hang out with him a lot.
For fun he likes to play some game, I think it's called Golf, where he chases this little white ball around that he hits with a stick. He never takes me which is frustrating as there's all that grass and space to run around. He tells me they don't allow dogs, which I just think is stupid! He also likes to travel to different places and sometimes I get to go with him, but not if it involves a plane. He likes movies, live music and live comedy. And last, but certainly not least he likes taking me to the dog park.
My Appearance
- Height: 6' 1"
- Body Type: A few extra pounds
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
My Life Style
- Marital status: Divorced
- Children: No
- Smokes?: No
- Drinks?: Sometimes
Golf Life
- Golf Handicap: 3
- Home golf course: Castlewood Country Club
- Favorite golf courses: Stevenson Ranch, Pebble Beach, Spyglass, Poppy Ridge, Poppy Hills, Castlewood
- Golf courses laughalot has played on: Stevenson Ranch, Pebble Beach, Spyglass, Poppy Ridge, Poppy Hills, Castlewood
laughalot's perfect match
Message From Tiger (continued)
I’ve heard him say that he’s looking for a woman that does not play games. I don’t understand this because I LOVE playing games. Why wouldn’t he want someone who plays games? Oh well I don’t always get you humans.
This dating thing seems like a real pain for you humans. It’s so much easier for us dogs. We just sniff each other, maybe a lick or two and we know if we like each other.
However, since people are more particular let me tell you what would be a good match for him. Someone who is between 32 to 44, 5’4 or taller, he likes all body types and is not particular as that would be hypocritical, but you probably shouldn’t be bigger then him :-) A good sense of humor is very important. He is Jewish, but not religious. See that’s why us dogs get along so well with each other. We don’t have religion so there’s nothing for us to argue about :-). While he isn’t concerned about another persons’ religion it probably wouldn’t work if they were very religious. I know he also likes women who have their own friends and like to do things apart from time to time. I can totally relate to this because as much as I love him I like going to the dog park to be with my friends as well.
Needless to say you must love me as well because I’m part of the package. Don’t worry though, he’s not that attached to me that we have to be together all the time. I know when he’s with a female friend that sometimes he needs to be alone.